White Chocolate Almonds + MCT 120g

Roasted almonds coated in vegan white chocolate with added medium-chain triglycerides (MCTs). A source of fibre and contains unsaturated fat, with no added sugars.

Almonds (40%), covered with vegan white chocolate (60%) with MCT oil powder from coconuts (5%), with sweeteners. No added sugars, contains naturally occurring sugars.

Simple, tasty, everyday-friendly snacking.

Creamy, dreamy, crunchy.

Roasted almonds wrapped in smooth vegan white chocolate with MCTs. A melt-in-your-mouth moment of bliss, anytime, anywhere.

Funky Fat Foods was founded in 2018 by Louisa Mesquita Bakker, an Amsterdam-based nutrition enthusiast whose parents ran a health store in the city. After a PCOS diagnosis in her early twenties left her with little more than a birth control prescription, she went deep into low-carb research, reversed her symptoms through diet, and set out to make chocolate that matched how she ate. The result was KetoCacao, launched after a 2017 trip through South American cacao farms.

Every Funky Fat bar is built on three organic ingredients: cacao (mass, butter, or coconut milk powder for the white), erythritol, and MCT powder from coconut with acacia fibre. That's it. Around 2.5g net carbs per bar, no soy, no dairy, no sneaky fillers; vegan and 100% organic across the line. The added MCTs are the clever bit: coconut-derived fats that metabolise straight to ketones, so the chocolate actually fuels the state you're trying to stay in.

Every brand on our site passes our in-house Keto Shop Curation Process. Our team checks ingredients, macros, and quality before anything earns a spot. With Funky Fat Foods, it was the ingredient list that did it: three or four organic components per bar, zero compromises, and MCT-loaded chocolate that doubles as a functional snack.

At The Keto Shop, we prioritise secure, fast shipping. We ship exclusively with Royal Mail tracked services.

Next day delivery (free when you spend £35)*

We offer next working day shipping for £5.99 for orders under £35. For orders placed before 3pm Monday to Friday, we will ship it the same day to ensure you receive your order the next working day. Next day delivery orders placed after 3pm on Friday are shipped on Monday to arrive on Tuesday.

*Post code exclusions apply. We’re unable to guarantee next day delivery for the following postcode areas due to courier transit times:

AB30–38, AB41–56, FK17–21, HS1–9, IV1–63, KA27–28, KW1–17, PA20–80, PH15–50, ZE1–3, BT1–82, IM1–9, PO30–41.

Delivery to these areas typically takes 2–3 working days.

Standard delivery

Our tracked standard delivery service takes 2-3 working days and costs £3.99.

Returns

If for any reason you are not satisfied with your order, we provide free 30-day UK returns. Please note perishable products such as bread and other bakery products are not eligible for returns. To initiate your return, simply contact us at info@theketoshop.co.uk, and we'll send you a return slip. The item you return must be sent in the same condition as received and inside the original packaging.